Mad?

I stepped out of the Mad Libs factory and into oncoming ___________ (plural nouns).

My ________ (insulting insult with italics) cell phone ______________ (past tense verb) and my new _____________________ (adjective) began to _______________________ (verb) and _________________ (boy's name) didn't care which _____________________ (Proper Noun) the road took because we had a lot of _____________________ (type of beer) and even more ______________________ (another type of substance). We pulled the car over because _____________ (first name of a Tequila Mockingbird member) was vomiting like a __________________ (type of personality disorder.